Game of Thrones Season 6 Episode 4: RIP Non Nudity Clause

Previously on the Rock Digglesbee Report...

"Emilia Clarke's non nudity clause almost became another one to add onto the pile of dead bodies, but impossible camera angles preserved her dignity" - Rock "the Rock" Digglesbee, 2016

...well, damn, I've never been happier at being wrong. DEM TATTAES DOE!!!!
When dey was all bowing an shit, an Jorah just had to have a lil peek at dem twin dragon heads, like damn, this was probly his MakeAWish wish or sum shit. Meanwhile, he can tell his boy Super Dario that she really is fire retardant. I mean, shit son, you'd think one of Khal Brogo's bros would at least have a little bit of fire safety training. I like to think dat the bloke who they turned into a lumpy strawberry ice cream with that giant boulder was the designated fire marshal, and dat that was their plan all along.

Speaking of tits, Theon went home an got roasted by his sister for being a spineless (read: dickless) lil biatch. He was apologising more times than Jeremy Hunt with appendicitis (ha, relevant). But fuck im, less get back to the good type ov tits.

Still praying for her to release the battleships!

So that bitch ass pussy ass stupid ass lanky ass inbred ass Aryan mufucka Tommo aka Joffrey V.2 now with 100% less backbone made an appearance to put a stop to any hopes for Margy's nude stroll through town. Fuck man, it ain't like anyone would throw shit at her or anythin man, they'd all be busy snappin dat shit on dere medieval iPhones or burning the memory into their wankbanks.

Margery herself appeared to listen to Stoned Sparrow blaze it up and ramble about how shoes are just like, you know, poor people an shit, you know... Her goofy doofus ass brotha was all cryin an shit too, probly cuz he jus saw the trailer for dat new Ghostbusters film.

Jon Snuh reunited with his sister through his mystical ginger magnetism powers. Ramsey sent them a letter basiclly challenging Snowlo to rap battle an insultin an army of violent murderers who owe Jonny boy their lives... smart moves Ramsey. This letter basically boiled down to "lol m9 1v1 me on Da Norf map pack bish I fuckt yor sistur faggit lol cum an see bastard ps i got yo lil brotha an I'm gonna make him dress up like Sansa whils i go full Saville on his ass bastard come an see!".

Also Briene rolled up on Badgerbeard and GILFassandre to inform them politely that she lopped their boss's head off an that they probly will be next and also they ain't invited to her dinner with Jon an Sansa an the Bear an Pod and King Edd of the Wall, who's so lazy he's still letting Jon get all the letters adressed to the Lord Commander. Smart bloke, he'll probly be the last one standin at the Wall after all this shit... although, given my previous predictions, he's probably gonna be incinerated by a dragon in the nex episode.

In our weekly reminded that Ramsey's a bit of a cunt, he ganked that girl from the Harry Potter films... she was in one of the better ones anyway. Nice of her to come back for those five minutes of screen time since 2004 or weneva she disappeared off ta Sesame Street.

It's still safer for Rickon than going home.

Anyway, that's all I got diss week, fuckas.
MVP of the episode was definitely Danaereola's titties doe. PEACE!