Sup yall, iss ya boi Rock Digglesbee aka Ganesh's left Testicle aka Longest Yeah Boi since 2016, an I'm jus gonna throw out sum shit about January of wateva year it is.
It started off promising since 2016 was over... except we was wrong... 2017 is basically shaping up to be 2016 Part 2. Donald Trump is the most powerful man in the world, celebrities are still dying and the Emoji movie is coming out soon. We are livin in the end of days, I think there's sum shit in the Bible about this, but Iunno.
So in the last few days, Donnie Trump aka the Annoying Orange's Fully Evolved Form aka the Living Tanline aka Boss of the Lollipop Guild aka Mr Provides His own Sign Language, has banned Muslims from a couple of the sandy countries from comin to America. This has caused outrage, because now everyone else wants to make sure he bans their group from America to, I mean, no one wants to accidentally end up in America, Also, none of the countries with links to 9/11 were banned either, which is a trifle suss. Apparently, he also fired every single US ambassador without finding any replacements. He's like Mr Burns at this point. Ol Terry May aka "I start my day with a healthy bowl of Brexit cereal" went to visit him, an looked like a carer taking a dementia patient on a tour of the nursing home. Trump's inauguration earlier in the month was so surreal to witness that I just expected him to initiate the Mannequin Challenge with the crowd, or that Hillary would show up and bash im in the ed with a steel chair while Bernie Sanders closelined George Bush poncho wearin, Jenga supreme champion ass into the crowd.
In the world of entertainment, the next Star Wars title was revealed as the Last Yareal, and will chronicle Yareal Poof's conversion to Islamic extremism. Rogue One made a billy at the box office, and Beorge Blucas responded by visiting a grief counsellor. John Hurt died- RIP. The Oscar nominees were announced and there was an overwhelming response of "who the fuck cares". Although I suppose the "in memory of" sequence for last year will take up most of the time, I can't wait to see Meryl Streep's response to Top Trump's tantrums.
Anyway thass all I can think of rite now... Peace.
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